What's Coming Next? This list below...A Table of Contents Like Thing...

I'm going to deliver the facts in more than one way, this writer wanted to play with markers and powerpoint instead of typing you to death.

1. We will start with an appetizer. Disregard that, as long as were talking about obesity we might as well start off with a whole dinner or two. I've named this exactly what it was to me upon completion, the "That Kinda Makes Sense Now Dinner Menu(s)".

2.This next one is super simple, like big purple dinosaur easy...just facts, however biased they may seem, or may very well be, they are still true whether you like them or not. Due to the simplicity of its nature, I've decided to give it a title that can bump up the word count on the blog to wear down Jay A.(The Editor-in-Chief here at the Denver Chronicle Times) into losing interest and just signing off on any errors contained within without kicking this whole project back for editing...its the aptly named "Super-Simple-Fat-Stat-Sheet".

3. Then of course, because we live in the All-American state of Colorado, have an bunch of "Top 10 Lists" and maybe even the epic but all too rare "Top 20 Lists"! I can't explain it but lists with numbers are just the most definitive medium of truth I've ever encountered. This is the nail in the coffin, it can't be denied anymore that these socio-economic factors are not direct causes to obesity. Named what it is  "Epic Top 10+ List(s)" - in some Powerpoint slides. 

4. Lastly we will end with an obituary of a fellow citizen which I found in a local newspaper from an area which is under immense pressure from the socioeconomic factors at the core of this report. I have changed the names of the deceased as well as the dates to protect the family and loved ones she held dear. I call it the "Obese-tuary".

The only thing left to do after that is to see what kind of plans could be put in place to prevent these people from succumbing to the statistics. But thankfully, the notions of what could be done or should be done is not up to this lowly investigative writer, I only had to deliver some information. That led to astonishing revelations, that prove clear causes to this overwhelming endemic of obesity that affects all Americans in some way.

Enjoy

Michael Sanchez VIII

Denver Chronicle Times
Senior Investigative Correspondent